As dark as a swamp at midnight. A blend of dark roasted beans that is a favorite of Mama and Papa Roux of Papa Roux's Cajun restaurant.
A Rich, Earth Toned Coffee with Extra Caffeine. We have designed this blend to help you survive in the inevitable Zombie apocalypse. Extra Caffeine to help keep you awake and alert. Weather you are just waking up and may need to run for your life, getting ready to go out on patrol or just hanging out guarding your camp, this Zombie Defense Coffee Blend is for you. "Stay Awake and Alert, No matter what state the outside world is in!"
Robot Rampage - Whole Bean. A portion of money from this product goes towards the Red Alert Robotics team. They are a local school club that builds and competes with robots. The real reason we support them is so when the robot masters are in charge and they are assigning jobs, we (and you if you buy this coffee) can say you helped support the uprising. They will most certainly take leniency on us and give us the best of the jobs. We may even get more food rations.